Dirt’s Worse

YOUNG MAN
What’s your favorite color?

CHILD
Don’t have one.

YOUNG MAN
You don’t have a single color you like more than others?

CHILD
Nope. I don’t care about colors.

YOUNG MAN
What about blue? Yellow?

CHILD
Both ugly.

YOUNG MAN
Okay. What’s the worst food in the World?

CHILD
Dirt.

YOUNG MAN
Yeah, dirt is pretty gross but it’s not really considered a food. Give me a food that you hate that other people actually eat. Like mushrooms.

CHILD
Dirt.

YOUNG MAN
Okay. How about this- one time, one of my old grandmas took the brothers and me to the zoo. She was the nicest lady, but her food wasn’t that good. For lunch at the zoo we had mayonnaise and ham sandwiches. They were 100 degrees and all mushy. It was disgusting. It took me years before I ate mayonnaise or ham again. I still don’t really like ham, and I wish I didn’t like mayonnaise…so…give me something like that, something BAD.

CHILD
Dirt. Dirt’s worse.

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