Two Christmases

(circa 2008)

After cleanin up all the wrap, we head out door

We’re leavin to meet Mom off exit four

Stop and get a Big Gulp before we meet halfway

Don’t wanna hear your whinin’/ not on Christmas day

 

double the presents

double the family

double the bad food

double the granny

double the driving

double the fun

Can’t fuckin wait till these two Christmases are done.

Can’t wait till these Christmases are over and done.

 

 I’d rather be at home or out with my friends

My step-Dad’s step-Dad’s givin’ me the bends

Can I have a burger? This ham really sucks

But I’ve got two Christmases, I’m makin the big bucks!

 

 You’re so lucky you get two sets of gifts

You’re so lucky/ why you havin such a fit

You’re so lucky you get two sets of gifts

You’re so lucky/ don’t wanna hear any shit

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